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    500 Rs & 1000 Rs Notes Scrapped Jokes Viral on WhatsApp, Instagram in India

    Surprise from Indian Prime minister Narendra modi on USA Election day 8th Nov, PM Modi on Tuesday announced that government is scrapping Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 notes. Mr Modi said: “The notes of Rs 500 and Rs 1000 “will not be legal tender from 8th Nov, Tuesday midnight”

    After the announcement, on same time Indian Social media got fire and viraled tons of Text messages, Videos, Images on Instagram, WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat and other social media platform.

    Below are all the 500 Rs & 1000 Rs Notes Jokes, Images, Videos and Memes:

    1) गरीब तो रोज ही कल की चिंता में सोता है !
    आज अमीरो की बारी है !

    2) Today's decision was not sudden... It merely started with bank account for all. Then linked bank accounts with aadhar... Then brought disclosure of bank account passport and aadhar no. in income tax return... Add to it the various data mining and collection tools in the hands of the income tax department... Then the income disclosure scheme... And this masterstroke... Truly a systematic change in the last 2 years!!!

     Timing is also key - 8 pm announcement means no possibility to make last moment transaction at jewellers shop or any impact on share market
    Guys, just look at the timing! He's totally screwed the satta bazaar who are betting thousands of crores on the US elections results today. The results will be out by 1 am, whereas the currency notes will be worthless from 12 am tonight...

    3) Photos:

    4) Line at ATM:

    5) મને બહાર કાઢો લ્યા કોઈ…,
    મારેય નોટો બદલવાની છે.

    6) દરેક વ્યક્તિ પોતાના પીગીબેંક ચેક  કરી લેજો ૫૦૦/૧૦૦૦ વાડી નોટ રહી ગય હસે જો જો

    7) Aaju baju ma kyay Kirtidan no dayro hoi to k joo!
    Urgently notu udadvani 6e!

    8) Modi. .the only chaiwala on earth who can wake up a billion people without chai

    9) જબરજસ્ત તકલીફ પડવાની છે બોસ, પણ કહેવું પડે મોદીકાકાએ ખરેખર પથારી ફેરવી નાંખી ભ્રષ્ટાચારીઓની.

    10) चम चम करदी चांदनी
    टीम टीम करदे तारे...

    कोई मेसेज नही भेज रहा
    नोट गिन  रहे क्या सारे...???

    11) 31 DEC से पहले जियो  free

     31dec के बाद  500/ 1000 के नोट फ्री

    12) अब पता चल जाएगा की बीवियों के पास पतियों से छुपा कर कितना काला धन रखा हुआ है।।

    मोदी जी तुस्सी ग्रेट हो।।

    13) स्वर्गीय श्री 1000 & 500 रपये का नोट अब हमारे बिच नहीं रहा 💐💐💐भाव भीनी श्रधांजलि

    14) आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे

    15) જેમણે ત્યાં 31 dec પહેલા લગન હોય તે કંકોત્રી માં એક સુચના મુકવાનું ભૂલતા નહીં કે

    ચાંદલા માં 500 કે 1000 ની નોટ ના આપવી

    16) Ak Baat Hamesha Yaad Rkhana Kisi Ko Chota Mat Samjhna 

    🗣100 Ka Note...

    17) Aaj sirf modi aaram se soyega

    Baki sab whatsapp par
    Facebook par frwd frwd khelenge

    18 ) मुश्किल से ससुराल वालो ने 500 देने शुरू किये थे। अब फिरसे 100-50 में टरका देंगे। तेरा बेडा गर्क हो मोदी।
    भड़का हुआ दामाद

    19) Request to all

    It's going to be of huge impact on indian economy. 

    👉🏻Please do not panic and rush to the banks or post office for depositing the old notes.

    👉🏻Please carefully understand the impact.  When you go to the bank for depositing the same you first check that whether you have cash balance in your books or not.

    👉🏻Because this is going to create a prob and inquiry in Income tax. So please b careful.

    👉🏻Most important-  Please update your's/yours friends/ relatives/ Clients books of accounts immediately.

    20) શાંતિથી સુઈ જાઓ 
    થોડા દીવસ ચોર પણ નહીં અવે 

    21) જીવનમા પેહલી વાર ગરીબ હોવાનો અાનંદ થયો છે,નોટ જ નથી..!!

    22) અમેરિકા માં બાબો આવશે કે બેબી .... તેનું લેબર પેન ચાલુ છે .... 


    મોદી એ ભારત નું     સીઝરીએન કરી કાઢ્યું

    23) अब बहुत से लोग इस टेंशन में है कि 


    मोदी जी.................

    आधी रात से

    सोने को लोहा घोषित ना कर दे।

    24) मेरे पास गाडी है , बंगला है ,बैंक बैलेंस है , तेरे पास क्या है ?

     भाई मेरे पास 100 100 के नोट है

    25) Is Saal Modiji Laye Dusri Baar Diwali...

    Wapas ghar ki Safai ka Mauka.....😜😂                        

    26) Hadd che yaar..😂
    10 divas pehla aaj note nu Laxmi pujan karyu hatu..

    27) I am ready to die bt

    Don't ask me for change of 500 or 1000 

    Modi magic " jaan jaye pr Change na Paye "


    28) Kale traffic police pakde to kevanu k Saheb 100 ni Nathi 500 ni chalse??

    29) Dont worry friends

    I will accept all your Rs.500 and Rs.1000 Notes without asking any queation....

    ... Rs.12 per Kg.

    30) Why RBI is issuing ₹2000 Rupees Notes

    The Rs 2000 currency is designed keeping in mind to eradicate the black money issues using state of the art indigenous nano technology, every Rs. 2000 currency note is embedded with a NGC (Nano GPS Chip)

    How the embeded NGC Technology Works?
    The unique feature of the NGC is it dosent need any power source. It only acts as a signal reflector. When a Satellite sends a signal requesting location the NGC reflects back the signal from the location, giving precise location coordinates, and the serial number of the currency back to the satellite, this way every NGC embedded currency can be easily tracked & located even if it is kept 120 meters below ground level. The NGC cant be tampered with or removed without damaging the currency note

    How will this help eradicate black money menace?
    Since every NGC embeded currency can be tracked. The satellite can identify the exact amount of money stored at a certain location. If a relatively high concentration of currency is found a certain location for a longer period of time at suspicious locations other than banks & other financial institutions. The information will be passed on to the Income Tax Department for further investigation

    Just a beginning of the end of black money in India

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