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    Kids, Adults (Men) & Legends Jokes Trolling on Twitter & Whatsapp

    Everyday is new day! Even on twitter people are getting more humorous - current trend on twitter trolling with new idea of making the tweets more funnier. The idea is defining the men/women with Kids, Adults or Men & Legends.

    People are tweeting with photos or text which define what is kids, adults and legends defined to.

    Below are some popular tweets with Kids Adults and Legends definition:

    1.
    Kids promise free chocolates.
    Adults promise free beer.
    Legends promise free wi-fi.


    2.
    kids : girlfriend
    adults : half girlfriend
    legends : Bhai shadi horae uski sochraha hun biryani kha aun.


    3.
    Kids: Raheel Shareef
    Men:Putin
    Legends:Hitler


    4.
    1) Kids
    2) Adults
    3) Legends



    5. Kids read History.
    Adults create History.
    Legends clear (Browsing) History.


    6.
    Kids listen to  Honey singh.
    Adults listen ro Arijit singh.
    Legends listen to Jagjit singh.


    7.
    Kids: Electron

    Adult: Proton

    Legends: MITRON



    8. Kids : Mon to Fri work, Sat Party

    Adults : Mon to Sat work, Sunday Party

    Legends : Mon to Sat work, Sunday ko biwi ke saath shopping.


    9.
    Kids : smokes beedi.

    Adults : smokes goldflake.

    Legends : smokes weed.


    10.
    Kids : Pocket money

    Men : Salary

    Legends : Dowry


    11.
    Kids : I want to kiss you

    Adults : Lets have sex

    Legends : mandir wahin banayenge


    12.
    Kids : buys movie tickets

    Adults : makes reservation for a candle light dinner

    Legends : books room


    13.
    Kids : take extra sheet in exam

    Adults : Fill only one sheet

    Legends : tera bhai sirf naam likh ke submit kar aaya


    14.
    Kids : Make you LAUGH

    Men : Earn your RESPECT

    Legends : रायता फैलाते हैं


    15. Kids use "hey, ssup?"

    Adults use "how you doin?"

    Legends use "deti hai toh de varna kat le."


    16.

    kids : Okay
    Men : Ok
    Legends : Olay
    Super humans : K


    17.
    Kids make Goa plans.

    Adults make Ladakh plans.

    Legends make Haridwar plans.



    18.
    Kids say 'I love you'

    Real men say 'You mean the world to me'

    Legends say:









    19.
    Kids use Facebook

    Man use Whatsapp

    Legends use Twitter


    20.
    Kids - Nice dp😍

    Men - You are looking gorgeous 😘

    Legends - आओ कभी DM में


    21.
    Kids have crushes.
    Men have girlfriends.
    Legends will be single.


    22.
    Kids will Have GF
    Men will Have Crush
    And
    The legends will Have Breakup


    23.
    Kids: tomato is a vegetable.
    Adults: tomato is a fruit.
    Legends: tomato ain't veggie nor a fruit. It's Bloody Mary. With Vodka.


    24.
    Kids :       Crib about their problems.
    Adults :    Face them.
    Legends : Blame Modi.


    25.
    Kids post "kids, men and legend tweets"
    Men RT "kids, men and legend tweets"
    Legends ask to stop this chutyapa


    26.
    Kids shop from Centaurus
    Men shop from Jinnah Super
    Legends shop from Raja Bazaar


    27.
    Kids: sab parh kar jaunga

    Adults: Exam Night parhunga

    Legends: Exam hi nhe denay jaunga one sheet of paper can't decide my future.



    28.
    Kids use Trimax pen

    Real men use Parker pen

    Legends use Friend's pen

    Ultra legends use Pen Ka Refill..


    29.
    Kids : Hey Dude

    Adults : और भाई

    Legends : मितरों

    30.
    Kids code in Python.
    Men code in C.

    Legends code in Brainfuck.



    31.
    Kids do matriculation
    Adults do mbbs
    Legends do engineering



    32.
    Kids : Katti
    Adults : Maar Dunga
    Legends : Allah O Akbar..booom


    33.
    Kids say Pench*d
    Men say bhench*d
    Legends say BC


    34.
    kids screenshot
    men like
    legends RT


    35.
    Kids : Play with football

    Mens : Play with Cricket ball

    Legends : Play with two balls (.) (.)


    36.
    Kids : Sales Tax, Service Tax, VAT, ....
    Adults : GST
    Legends : Jiziya


    37.
    Kids have own books
    Mens have also own books
    Legends: yar mera sath book share kr la kal la ao ga apni


    38.
    BB ki vines are for kids, Nasir khan jaan memes are for Legends.


    39.
    Kids: Lovely
    Adults: Nice girls.
    Legends: Mast gaand hai.


    40.
    Kids : BC
    Adults : MC BC
    Legends : ये बिक गयी है गोरमिंट


    41.
    Kids - Hockey
    ADULTS - FOOTBALL
    Legends - cricket


    42.
    Kids read Javed Akhtar's poetry

    Adults read Gulzar

    Legends read Roshesh Sarabhai


    43.
    Kids use Snapchat.
    Adults use Facebook.
    Legends use Tinder!

    44.
    Kids: candy

    Adults: peanuts

    Legends: Samosa

    45.
    Kids : शरारत
    Adults : कांड
    Legends : राशनकार्ड

    46.
    Kids : मोटिवेशनल पोस्ट
    Adults : सोशल पोस्ट्स
    Legends : चलो भसड़ फैलाते हैं ;)

    47.
    Kids: Superman
    Adults: Batman
    Legends: Johnny sins

    48.
    Kids like Sasha Grey

    Men like Sunny Leone

    Legends like Savita Bhabhi


    49.
    Kids have 206 bones

    Adults have 206 bones

    Legends have 207 bones


    50.

    Kids - Bestie
    Men - Half Girlfriend
    Legends - Friends with Benefits


    51
    Kids - Lets go in CCD
    Men - Lets go in Park
    Legends - Aao Kabhi HAVELI pe!




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