Funny Gujarati Emoji Whatsapp Jokes - One Liner Gujju Emoji Jokes

Day by day, Whatsapp users getting too creative to their knowledge. Right now it is a trend of one answered Emoji jokes in September 2015. Below are the collection of some of the chosen Jokes. You can share this text messages to your whatsapp friend or group or Facebook. We are providing all the messages free. The Answer is in the one emoji icon

1) She-1234

He-

She-AB ye kya

He-Ganpati ki jay jay kaar

2) He: tari favorite game kai.?

She: 🏽

He: aa su??

She: santakukdi!!

3) Sir to student- Ganesh chaturthi Kab h?

Student -⭕○

Sir - ab Ye kya?

Student - sir kal

4) He....शादी के लिए हाँ करो नहीं तो तो मैं ज़हर पी लूँगा

she...

he....ये क्या???

she... तो पी

5) He: Tara pappa su kare che?

she: 

He: Aa shuu??

She: sui Gaya...

6) She: कल जो इंद्रानी की बेटी मर गई, वो आत्महत्या थी क्या?
he: 
She: अब ये क्या है
he: ना खून. 

7) He: I love u    

She:      
He: Ab ye kya
She: hat kutte.

8) He: Tum hafte me kitne baar walk pe jaati ho

She:

He: Matlab

She: roz

9) Meanwhile in Gujarat*
Girl : wats ur name

Boy : 

Girl : ??

Boy : Chhagan

10) Gujarati special

Girl : hu kevi dekhav chu?.
Boy : 
Girl : aa vari su
Boy : bekar

11) He: me jine ke liye kya karu?

She: 

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: Sas lo

12) Tumhe bade hokar kya banana hai ?

Girl :- ⚓
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- Anchor

13) Boy..: so rahi ho??

Girl:nahi  gayi
Boy: kya??
Girl: UTH gayi

14) He: How are you doing?

She: I am doing 

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: I am doing well

15) Boy 1 : bhai matter ho gye hai
Boy 2 : kya hua bhai ? Theek toh hai na ?
Boy 1 :  btaunga
Boy 2 : ??????
Boy 1 : mil-k btaunga

16) Whatsapp grp-

Girl: hey 

Boy1: kya??
Boy2: kya bol rahi hai?
Boy3: kehna kya chahti ho meri maa?

Girl: hey guyz

All Boys left grp 

17) Boy: tumne aaj ye lipstick kitne rupee ki li

Girl:  lis

Boy: thank u baby for the kiss

Girl: abe sale chummaliss rupee ki lipstick ayii

18) Girl-Lift to band he. Upar kaise aaye

Boy -  se

Girl-  kyu?

Boy- seedi se

19) Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: 
Boy: Ab ye kya?

Girl: Paav

20) Boy :- shadi k baad mein tere liye ghar banaunga..

Girl : 
Boy: ye kya hai

Girl: bana na!

20) Ramesh: Mai apni gaadi bechna chahta hoon, par bikti nahi hai!

Suresh: OLX pe daal de, phir to  hi  hai!

Ramesh: Kya matlab?

Suresh: Arrey, bikni hi bikni hai!

21) Boy :- kya kal rat tum party me thi ?
Girl :- 
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- ha thi .

22) Main aaj park me nahi aa sakti.

Boy :-  kyu?

Girl- ye kya?

Boy- मगर क्यू ?...

23) He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता

She: 

He: अब ये क्या ?

She: मै आऊं ?

24) Boy- tu kale raate whatsapp par hati.

Girl- 9

Boy- aa su

Girl- noti

25) Baap of all

Girl :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?

Boy :- 

Girl- मतलब ???

Boy- "शरद पवार ...."

26) Girl : taru name shu 6e.?

Boy : 

Girl : aa shu..?

Boy : muko....

27) Boy : ️️️🏻️

Girl : have aa su layo
Boy : michamidukaddam

28) Aana thi Jordaar ekey nai hoy

SHe - time kya hua

he - 

SHe - kya??

he - 12.35

29) Bapu : tamara chokra nu nam su?

Patel : Kar..

Bapu : matlab?

Patel : Karsandas

30) Boy :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?

Girl :- 

Boy :-  मतलब ???

Girl :- "Indrani ...."

31) Waiter: what would you like to have?
Me:  B
Waiter: Ab ye kya hai?
Me: Beer.... 

32) Boy :- I got a new job
Girl :- 
Boy :- yeh kya !!!

Girl:- CongRats.

33) Baap of all

Girl :- aapka naam kya hai ?

Boy :-

Girl :- Oh achha "narendra modi"

34) Boy :- Hi janu

Girl :- 

Boy :- Aa su???

Girl :- Bol Vandra
Boy :- 

Girl :- Atle???

Boy :- Vandro Taro Baap..

35) नवरात्री स्पेशियल

Boy: तारो फेवरिट गरबो क्यो छे

Girl: 

Boy: शुं???

Girl : कुम कुम ना पगला पड्या....

36) Girl:-whats your name

boy;-

girl;-ab ye kya h ?

boy:-Dilip

37) She :Party me  kitni pee...?

He : 

She: matlab?

He : full....

38) Boy : hii
Girl : hiii
Boy : how are you?
Girl : not fine.
Boy : why su thayu ?
Girl : x
Boy : aasu Che...??
Girl : chicken guniya

39)  Boy late night-wasp...  What u doin

Girl - 🏻
Boy -wow enjoy
Girl - Ek min ruk bola 

40) Mulagi : kasa ahes

Swapnya: 

Mulagi : h ky
Swapnya : b ra

41) मुलगी : माझी आठवण आल्यावर काय करतोस रे 

मुलगा: 

मुलगी :Kasa

मुलगा : च्यायला हे बरोबर समजले

42) Tu ratri  kashi zopte...
.
Girl :  di...
..
ज्यांना समजले फ़क्त तेच हसा

43) Girl:- तुला माझ्यात जास्त काय आवडतं??

Boy:- 

Girl:- हे काय? 

Boy:- बोचा!!

44) Hardik  patel chokri jova gayo...

Chokri - su karo cho.

Hardik -  and 

Chokri :Atle... 

Hardik -
Net Bnd karavu 6u n Reli kadhu chu....

45) Girl: tumhara name kya hey?
Boy: 
Girl: ye kya hey?
Boy: hardik patel

46) Grandfather of all smiley....
Girl : what is your name ?

Boy : 

Girl : what nonsense. ....your name is breadcoffee ?

Boy : nahi re pagli....bunty

47) Neha: hun kevi lagu chu...??

Chintu: Bhaag 

Neha: etle su

Chintu: vaghran

48) Boy :- Hi janu

Girl :- 

Boy :- Aa su???

Girl :- Bol Vandra

Boy :- 

Girl :- Atle???

Boy :- Vandro Taro Baap..

49) Pati : Bhajiya sena bane?

Patni : 

Pati : Aa su che?

Patni : Besan

50) This one is killer smily use by boy

girl : where are u ??
.
boy : 
.
girl : what is this ????
.
.
boy : Grant Road....


51) Ek Dum New.....

Girl : Wats ur name

Boy :   महाराष्ट्र, गुजरात,बिहार....

Girl : ??

Boy : Rajyo

52) Boy : 6⃣

Girl : what??

Boy: aa kevay evu nthi  !!