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    Funny Gujarati Emoji Whatsapp Jokes - One Liner Gujju Emoji Jokes


    Day by day, Whatsapp users getting too creative to their knowledge. Right now it is a trend of one answered Emoji jokes in September 2015. Below are the collection of some of the chosen Jokes. You can share this text messages to your whatsapp friend or group or Facebook. We are providing all the messages free. The Answer is in the one emoji icon

    1) She-1234
    He-🔫🍃🔑🙏🙏🚘
    She-AB ye kya
    He-Ganpati ki jay jay kaar

    2) He: tari favorite game kai.?
    She: 🎅🏽🎲
    He: aa su??
    She: santakukdi!!

    3) Sir to student- Ganesh chaturthi Kab h?
    Student -⭕
    Sir - ab Ye kya?
    Student - sir kal

    4) He....शादी के लिए हाँ करो नहीं तो तो मैं ज़हर पी लूँगा
    she...🎩
    he....ये क्या???
    she... तो पी

    5) He: Tara pappa su kare che?
    she: 💉🚶
    He: Aa shuu??
    She: sui Gaya...

    6) She: कल जो इंद्रानी की बेटी मर गई, वो आत्महत्या थी क्या?
    he: 💅
    She: अब ये क्या है
    he: ना खून. 

    7) He: I love u    
    She: 🏠🐶     
    He: Ab ye kya
    She: hat kutte.


    8) He: Tum hafte me kitne baar walk pe jaati ho
    She:🌹
    He: Matlab
    She: roz

    9) Meanwhile in Gujarat*
    Girl : wats ur name
    Boy : 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
    Girl : ??
    Boy : Chhagan

    10) Gujarati special
    Girl : hu kevi dekhav chu?.
    Boy : 🚗🚕
    Girl : aa vari su
    Boy : bekar

    11) He: me jine ke liye kya karu?
    She: 🐇
    He: अब ये क्या ?
    She: Sas lo

    12) Tumhe bade hokar kya banana hai ?
    Girl :- ⚓
    Boy :- yeh kya !!!
    Girl:- Anchor

    13) Boy..: so rahi ho??
    Girl:nahi 🐪 gayi
    Boy: kya??
    Girl: UTH gayi
    14) He: How are you doing?
    She: I am doing 🐋
    He: अब ये क्या ?
    She: I am doing well

    15) Boy 1 : bhai matter ho gye hai
    Boy 2 : kya hua bhai ? Theek toh hai na ?
    Boy 1 : 🍼 btaunga
    Boy 2 : ??????
    Boy 1 : mil-k btaunga

    16) Whatsapp grp-
    Girl: hey 🐄🐄🐄
    Boy1: kya??
    Boy2: kya bol rahi hai?
    Boy3: kehna kya chahti ho meri maa?
    Girl: hey guyz
    All Boys left grp 

    17) Boy: tumne aaj ye lipstick kitne rupee ki li
    Girl: 💋 lis
    Boy: thank u baby for the kiss
    Girl: abe sale chummaliss rupee ki lipstick ayii

    18) Girl-Lift to band he. Upar kaise aaye
    Boy - 💿 se
    Girl- 💿 kyu?
    Boy- seedi se

    19) Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
    Girl: 👣
    Boy: Ab ye kya?

    Girl: Paav

    20) Boy :- shadi k baad mein tere liye ghar banaunga..
    Girl : 🍌
    Boy: ye kya hai

    Girl: bana na!

    20) Ramesh: Mai apni gaadi bechna chahta hoon, par bikti nahi hai!
    Suresh: OLX pe daal de, phir to 👙 hi 👙 hai!
    Ramesh: Kya matlab?
    Suresh: Arrey, bikni hi bikni hai!

    21) Boy :- kya kal rat tum party me thi ?
    Girl :- 🐘
    Boy :- yeh kya !!!
    Girl:- ha thi .

    22) Main aaj park me nahi aa sakti.
    Boy :- 🐊 kyu?
    Girl- ye kya?
    Boy- मगर क्यू ?...

    23) He: जब मुझे मदद चाहिए होती है तब कोई नही आता
    She: 🐱
    He: अब ये क्या ?
    She: मै आऊं ?

    24) Boy- tu kale raate whatsapp par hati.
    Girl- 9☕
    Boy- aa su
    Girl- noti

    25) Baap of all
    Girl :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?
    Boy :- 😏
    Girl- मतलब ???
    Boy- "शरद पवार ...."

    26) Girl : taru name shu 6e.?
    Boy : 👊
    Girl : aa shu..?
    Boy : muko....

    27) Boy : 〽☕〽✌🏻️👣
    Girl : have aa su layo
    Boy : michamidukaddam

    28) Aana thi Jordaar ekey nai hoy
    SHe - time kya hua
    he - 👙
    SHe - kya??
    he - 12.35

    29) Bapu : tamara chokra nu nam su?
    Patel : Kar🚽..
    Bapu : matlab?
    Patel : Karsandas

    30) Boy :- तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?
    Girl :- 👪👪👫💑
    Boy :-  मतलब ???
    Girl :- "Indrani ...."

    31) Waiter: what would you like to have?
    Me:  B👂
    Waiter: Ab ye kya hai?
    Me: Beer.... 🍺

    32) Boy :- I got a new job
    Girl :- ✋🐀🐀
    Boy :- yeh kya !!!
    Girl:- CongRats.

    33) Baap of all
    Girl :- aapka naam kya hai ?
    Boy :- ✈✈
    Girl :- Oh achha "narendra modi"

    34) Boy :- Hi janu
    Girl :- 🎾🐒
    Boy :- Aa su???
    Girl :- Bol Vandra
    Boy :- 🐒🌟👨
    Girl :- Atle???
    Boy :- Vandro Taro Baap..

    35) नवरात्री स्पेशियल
    Boy: तारो फेवरिट गरबो क्यो छे
    Girl: 🐾
    Boy: शुं???
    Girl : कुम कुम ना पगला पड्या....
    36) Girl:-whats your name
    boy;-❤💋
    girl;-ab ye kya h ?
    boy:-Dilip

    37) She :Party me  kitni pee...?
    He : 🌸
    She: matlab?
    He : full....

    38) Boy : hii
    Girl : hiii
    Boy : how are you?
    Girl : not fine.
    Boy : why su thayu ?
    Girl : 🐔x
    Boy : aasu Che...??
    Girl : chicken guniya

    39)  Boy late night-wasp...  What u doin
    Girl - 👆🏻
    Boy -wow enjoy
    Girl - Ek min ruk bola 

    40) Mulagi : kasa ahes
    Swapnya: 👙
    Mulagi : h ky
    Swapnya : b ra

    41) मुलगी : माझी आठवण आल्यावर काय करतोस रे 
    मुलगा: 👊💦
    मुलगी :Kasa
    मुलगा : च्यायला हे बरोबर समजले

    42) Tu ratri  kashi zopte...
    .
    Girl : 🐍 di...
    ..
    ज्यांना समजले फ़क्त तेच हसा

    43) Girl:- तुला माझ्यात जास्त काय आवडतं??
    Boy:- 🎀☕
    Girl:- हे काय? 
    Boy:- बोचा!!

    44) Hardik  patel chokri jova gayo...
    Chokri - su karo cho.
    Hardik - 🌏📵 and 🚶
    Chokri :Atle... 
    Hardik -
    Net Bnd karavu 6u n Reli kadhu chu....

    45) Girl: tumhara name kya hey?
    Boy: 📵
    Girl: ye kya hey?
    Boy: hardik patel

    46) Grandfather of all smiley....
    Girl : what is your name ?
    Boy : 🍞☕
    Girl : what nonsense. ....your name is breadcoffee ?
    Boy : nahi re pagli....bunty

    47) Neha: hun kevi lagu chu...??
    Chintu: Bhaag 🏃
    Neha: etle su
    Chintu: vaghran

    48) Boy :- Hi janu
    Girl :- 🎾🐒
    Boy :- Aa su???
    Girl :- Bol Vandra
    Boy :- 🐒🌟👨
    Girl :- Atle???
    Boy :- Vandro Taro Baap..

    49) Pati : Bhajiya sena bane?
    Patni : 🌞🌞
    Pati : Aa su che?
    Patni : Besan

    50) This one is killer smily use by boy
    girl : where are u ??
    .
    boy : 🙋💁👰👯👭💃
    .
    girl : what is this ????
    .
    .
    boy : Grant Road....


    51) Ek Dum New.....
    Girl : Wats ur name❓
    Boy :   महाराष्ट्र, गुजरात,बिहार....
    Girl : ??
    Boy : Rajyo
    52) Boy : ✨🎾👌6⃣
    Girl : what??
    Boy: aa kevay evu nthi  !!

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