Sorry for the Mass Copy-pest, I found this will be the easy option for Indian developers you can see the original post here, but because of it was in different language I had make it English for Indians, easy to read and enjoy funny but true life of any iPhone, Android, PHP, .net or Any developer.
1) When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug
2) When the project manager enters the office
3) When I’m deploying code to production
4) When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning
5) When my regex returned exactly what I expected
6) When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla
7) When I’m told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used
8) When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production
9) When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer
10) When I apply a new CSS for the first time
11) When sysadmin finally gives us the root access
When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development
When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs
When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive
When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug
When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday
When I return to development of my code that wasn’t commented
When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation
When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project
When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline
When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon
When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon
When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen
When the client tries to click on the mockups
When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production
When my script finally worked
When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague
When I’m told that my code is broken in production
When I find a solution without searching Google
When the intern tells me that “the tests are for those who can not program”
When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines
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